Florida man infected with flesh-eating bacteria after being bitten by family member

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Originally published at: Florida man infected with flesh-eating bacteria after being bitten by family member | Boing Boing

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disgusted jennifer lawrence GIF

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Hey, it could have been worse!

Maybe.

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ah Florida… a candidate for an updated “The Aristocrats” punchline

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True. How about this one?

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:smirk:

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Or even

Jennifer Lawrence Oops GIF

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Gotta love Jennifer when she turns off Glamour mode.

:laughing:

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Great, now I have a new fear of biting my own tongue. :frowning:

Damn you, bacteria. Damn you to Mar-a-lago.

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Scared Jennifer Lawrence GIF

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Yeah, the biter could have had all their teeth. :man_shrugging:

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Future family gatherings are gonna be extra awkward.

“Hey, remember that time you bit Donnie’s leg and almost made him a zombie? Good times…”

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I could not love this headline more!

Chef’s kiss!

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I’m not saying that is the most “Florida Man” story ever, but it’s up there.

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I was recently at an outdoor family function where the subject of vaccinations came up, I promised my wife I’d behave so I stayed out of it until one person said why do we even need vaccinations, when’s the last time you heard of someone get tetanus?

You don’t because we have vaccines genius.

Then we left.

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I’m not gonna say that this is exactly how and where the zombie outbreak begins, but I know we’re all thinking it.

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PREVIOUSLY ON BOING BOING

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…in a jar.

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My family, I’d have to worry about rabies.

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“Don’t put that in your mouth, you don’t know where it’s been…”

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