I really hope when the cops questioned him he said “A tortoise? What’s that?”
I read on another site that one Florida newspaper had this as the headline story of the day, instead of DeSantis signing a law basically outlawing transgender people.
Stolen endangered tortoises. something new. DeSantos doing stupid shit to certain groups, business as usual.
The most shocking takeaway from this story is that Florida still has museums.
You think that’s weird check out Monument Par in Lynn Haven FL. There’s a statue of a union soldier.
I wonder which carries a larger penalty; theft of comic books or theft or rare tortopodes?
damn, you’re good.
Ah, the eternal question, Paperback vs Leatherback.
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