Originally published at: Florida man and spouse arrested for stealing endangered Galapagos tortoises and rare comic books | Boing Boing
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I really hope when the cops questioned him he said “A tortoise? What’s that?”
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I read on another site that one Florida newspaper had this as the headline story of the day, instead of DeSantis signing a law basically outlawing transgender people.
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Stolen endangered tortoises. something new. DeSantos doing stupid shit to certain groups, business as usual.
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The most shocking takeaway from this story is that Florida still has museums.
You think that’s weird check out Monument Par in Lynn Haven FL. There’s a statue of a union soldier.
I wonder which carries a larger penalty; theft of comic books or theft or rare tortopodes?
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damn, you’re good.
well played.
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Ah, the eternal question, Paperback vs Leatherback.
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