Florida man in liquor store forklift rampage

Are we sure it wasn’t attempted homicide?

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I was half expecting Florida Man’s name to be “Klaus.”

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Nothing to be sorry for.
It just isn’t a Florida Man thread without that gif anymore.

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Florida Man really should stop chasing rabbits; you know he’s going to fall.

Man with probable mental heath problems destroys property, arrested.

  • Har har, drugs
  • Oh, Florida… !
  • Brown guy woulda got killed

My sense of humor is just not kicking in today. At least the last one is thoughtful, but I’m still glad nobody got shot.

Defense Attorney: “But Your Honor… those two hair strands blocked his vision, therefore…”

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