Florida man pulls out AR 15 replica at McDonalds because the restaurant had no ice cream

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This is the entirety of how the AP piece should read:

Building on his reputation as The World's Worst Superhero, Florida Man pulled out his AR-15 replica at a Delray Beach McDonald's drive-through because the soft-serve machine had run dry. His arraignment on several counts of aggravated assault is scheduled for early next week.

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How does one even function with impulse control that poor?

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An AR15 replica. Fitting, since McD ice cream is also something of a replica.

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sounds reasonable.

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What happened to the "Florida Gentleman… " moniker?

I was a bit miffed at the local coffee shop when the young person on cash was momentarily perplexed when I handed over 12 dollars for a 6.35 dollar purchase… although the total due displayed on the computer terminal monitor dispelled any further confusion. Perhaps it is fortunate I am not a Florida resident.

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Gentlemen do not wield replica weapons. How gauche.

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Now that @anon61221983 mentioned the little happy bugs bunny I can’t unsee it. It IS the best part!

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You’re welcome! :wink:

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I feel like we need a larger topic thread that’s just the latest ridiculous shit from Florida

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Dude…

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