Florida state congressman wants looser hunting laws to shoot dangerous bears "that are on crack"

Okay, the google-fu is not so strong with this one,
let me try again and still not get it right.

Yeah, some bears do crack.

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Perhaps he has aspirations about the formation of a libertarian paradise?

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They should probably explain to him that not all the things he sees in the magic picture box are real.
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Especially if he’s watching Walking Dead or similar.

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Best check into the migratory patterns for Colombian Cocaine Hippos while he’s at it and draft laws as necessary.

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It’s a good idea, but every day Florida would be calling new elections before their politicians have had time to settle down for their lunchtime meth and hookers.

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Don’t forget the orcas.

Bears and hippos and orcas and javelinas, unite and fight!

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But mostly just poppers.

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“Ah, Florida Man!”

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“And stole my white christian daughter”…

finished it for “law enforcement”

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Why not both?

Bring it, humie!

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