I feel bad for the shark, actually.
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Clearly that specimen has not been flossing correctly.
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Yeah, thatās what I meant. Hopefully it died before it had much chance to suffer.
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Word.
SMDH
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How about
Shark DOA at Hospital From Human Poisoning
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My understanding is that sharks, thanks to their oh-so-convenient-why-donāt-I-have-that ārows of replacement teethā, get to use the āWe have reserves.ā doctrine when it comes to dental hygiene. Individual teeth are approximately as important to the overall strategy as members of a red army penal battalion.
Your point, sir, is exquisitely crafted and very, very, pointy. Iām going to amend my request to ātrivial regrowth of lost teethā rather than rows of redundancy; because that Just Isnāt Right.
(Shopped, or is there actually some blasphemous confluence of pitiless stochastic influences that produces that particular ghastly outcome?)
I dunno, prolly itās a real thing. Personally I take comfort in believing thereās a yang offset to my own yin of a colonial zombie graveyard of a mouth. I swear, thereās a little miniature Ethan Allen regiment in there, and they aināt building any affordable yet tasteful furniture. Pics t/k. (Theyāre much much worse than any shoop. And I get to look at them in the mirror daily!)
ETA: You know that dream where your teeth fall out or turn into carnivorous worms? Yeah. Iām scoping Costa Rican denture techs as we speak.
ETAA: After this, nothing scares me.
New game thread? Youāll have to read all comments, the game ends when you delete the BBS account.
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