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Nah. All donnie wants is the anal probes.
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Make Andromeda Great Again! Hail Xenu
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They’re more difficult to obtain than you might think. We spent our anniversary near Area 51 and nothing probed or even abducted us. So disappointing…
OTOH cattle stand in the middle of nearby highways fearlessly chewing their cuds as they stare death in the eye, brazenly offering themselves for mutilation. You probably would, too, if you lived around there.
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Side theory, the aliens are galactic assholes (or looking to set up a zoo here), and are looking for good examples of keeping their populations in line, while letting them think they’re “free”.
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