Fox and Friends guest: struggling Americans "are not working...they're watching porn"

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/02/fox-and-friends-guest-struggl.html

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Story checks out

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Isn’t FOXNews trump porn?

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To be fair, Star Parker has been approved by the courts as an expert on watching porn.

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I guess that must be the real reason Trump wasn’t able to put all those coal miners back to work. The jobs were there, the poor people just had their hands full already.

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Nothing helps me unwind after a long hard day watching porn than going to my 3rd shift job de-bunging hogs for minimum wage.

And vice versa.

(Trigger warning on that link, if you’ve just eaten.)

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Libs are watchers when it comes to porn. Trump is a doer!

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OH shit, they’re onto me!

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It’s true, I’m at work right now, and I masturbated while reading this story.

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The rule of reactionary projection still applies. They only accuse us of what they want to do.

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Together we will rub out unemployment

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So then… non-struggling Americans make porn.

Economics, right? Let’s get busy.

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Roger Ailes, Bill O’Reilly, Eric Bolling… they only accuse us of what they have been doing and have been busted for repeatedly.

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Typical demonization of welfare recipients.

The conversation always goes like this when you ask about which recipients they mean: the rural 60%, or the urban 40%

“Well, the Urban ones of course, the rural ones are really in need”.

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… apparently of MILF, creampie, furry, and POV porn.

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Giantess whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I did not even know that was a thing

The other bizarre thing, I would have pegged Texas as more Cheerleader than Lesbian

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I don’t know if this is accurate, but it nonetheless makes me strangely proud to be a Minnesotan.

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IKR I live in Va. and now I fear that I have been missing something for most of my adult life. How could I have been so blind?? :sunglasses:

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Although, now that I know the poor can drive a cadillac, raise 8 kids, eat steak and lobster, and watch porn all without working a job, other than their Wallmart greeter job, I have to say, they seem like the hardworking, resourceful kind of folks everyone should want to hire

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Here’s the article I snagged the map from:

I’m with you on Giantess porn; I had no idea. As for cheerleaders, it depends on which map you look at. When you look at “Top Gaining Searches of 2017”, cheerleaders are holding their own. “Smoking” is oddly popular in West Virginia, and I’m afraid to ask what “sfm” is. Please don’t anyone tell me.

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