Fox host Steve Doocy pushes the idea that Trump should wear a mask

… and besides, we wouldn’t have to look at half of that face quite so much.

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“I was in the epicenter of this. I went to my grocery store every week. Guess what? They wore masks,” Hannity exclaimed on his Monday night show. “Nobody at my grocery store, thank God, got coronavirus. I think they work.”

See, this is the problem right here. It doesn’t matter what anyone’s opinion of mask efficacy is. The science on them is clear, hence the evidence-based recommendations by reputable agencies to wear them.

The decades-long undermining of science and credibility of institutions is why a lifesaving mask can be trivially politicized in the US. It’s also why the US is going to fail to solve all collective-action problems until that faith in science and civil institutions is restored.

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John Oliver was right: trump totally screwed himself on this one. he could’ve made red ones with “make america great again” on them and sold them. his base would’ve paid a premium for them, worn them, kept the virus from spiking, and he would’ve walked away looking like a decent leader at a profit.

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I go to my grocery store every week too. Nobody fucking knows if the next person got coronavirus or not. Hence the wearing of masks.
He must live in one of those rich people enclaves with daily testing.

“Nobody at my grocery store, thank God masks and frequent testing, got coronavirus. I think they work.”

FTFY, you living turd.

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Like, maybe $88?

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i rest my case, i guess. side note: a trump BASEBALL? i’m not a sporty guy, but even i could probably throw one better than trump, haha

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I don’t think fox has any idea where he’s going either. They probably wake up earlier than myself and start yelling WTF!!! How can we play this before people start reading the morning news…

SO SAD!

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I think it’s more that it would also mess up his god-awful gossamer-delicate orange hairdo, exposing his pasty-white lich skull.

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I’ve found this on Aliexpress:

Pure nightmare fuel:

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When did Steve Doocy start thinking?

Omg!

There’s a poster for some scary AF horror film.

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It’s hard to believe all that money for nothing couldn’t sway him from the narrative that the “China Flu” was being overblown by those loser Dems, and the only true freedom was in walking around like an oblivious, selfish, mouth breather and ignoring the advice of experts.

There’s the right choice. There’s the wrong choice. And then there’s the Trump choice.

The fact so many people are so stubbornly ignorant makes it hard to get up in the morning. The good news is, from bed, I’m not spreading COVID. Far.

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I saw a visual, I believe on Twitter but possibly in a comment thread here, showing a compelling theory that is just inane enough to be spot on:

If he wears a mask, it will rub off his spray tan.

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Wait, I though the Fox say this?

What is this new world we find ourselves in?

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Trump should wear a mask? Close – better still, he should be wearing a muzzle and straitjacket, a la Hannibal Lecter. As of today, Trump’s kill count is up to 129,000 American COVID-19 victims.

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For Fuck’s Sake Fox…

2020 already has me agreeing with Juggalos. I can deal with a lot of shit. We’re currently in 2 week (minimum) lockdown (at least until my wife’s brain swab results are in), and if I have to agree with Fox News, and see them as a voice of reason, I’m going to start to hemorrhage out of my anus.

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That horror film should be titled 2020.

It might be more suitable in the circumstances for him to wear one that said “I really don’t care, do you?”

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