Originally published at: Fox News confirms Ted Cruz traveled to Cancun as millions suffer in deadly Texas winter storm | Boing Boing
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AP is reporting that he is to return immediately.
Sorry Ted, no escape for you.
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What is he? A sophomore looking for girls gone wild?
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Texans will now send him “get well soon” cards with cash in them.
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Yeah, that’s going to leave a mark.
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Robinson Crusoe and his family are going to be pissed when they find out their seats got taken by someone else.
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Poor l’il Rafi Trump, busted again.
The son of the Zodiac Killer just can’t get a break, I tell ya.
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Originally published at: Seditious senator Ted Cruz heads to Mexico while Texas freezes | Boing Boing
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He’s already on his way back which is a shame because I was going to say Mexico can keep him.
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Adios MoFo! Oh shit, he’s coming back…
How can we ever miss him if he won’t go away?
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"I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.” —Al Franken
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Clearly he was going to Mexico to see if he could use NAFTA to import some of their warm weather; he’s trying to save Texas and you stupid libtards are just harping on him.
Stupid libtards, your stupid.
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i think he went down there to broker a deal to get some good drinking water back to his constituency.
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The migratory habits of the Texas Weasel.
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I can’t wait for him to complain about “liberal elites”.
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The joke is he’s the Zodiac Killer. His dad is the one that assassinated JFK.
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He’s like the Bizarro Inspector Gadget as a villain. A damned, bumbling fool that somehow gets away with it and succeeds in the end no matter what.
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Nothing says, “I am Canadian!” more than flying to Mexico to escape extreme winter weather at home.
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