Didn’t he understand that his daughters were demanding a vacation from him?
Flying to another country to vacation with friends during a global pandemic would be grossly irresponsible even if Texas wasn’t in the midst of a major humanitarian crisis.
Good parents wouldn’t drag their kids into politics even if this was true.
Yeah, this keeps getting fractally dumber. What a waste of perfectly good atoms.
Someone fetch the old standby “why am I so persecuted?” Ted Cruz gif.
What a Berk.
His term ends in 2024, which cannot come soon enough.
He probably thought that with the power out, none of his constituents will see the news of his vacation.
I’m so tired of hearing about this asshole; he needs to fuck off already.
A good son wouldn’t have let Trump get away with blaming his dad for the JFK assassination. A good husband would have demanded an apology from the man who publicly mocked his wife’s appearance. It’s only a matter of time before Ted throws the family dog under the bus.
There’s a hungry looking guy; I think he is asking for a knuckle-sandwich in the bread basket.
Come on Cruz daughters, tell him you want him to resign for being a traitorous asshole who has aligned himself with cop-killing, white supremacist terrorists.
The Zodiac Killer is going to reveal his identity any day now, he’s had enough of being mistaken for Ted Cruz.
Wow, what a dad… blames his daughter.
That’s what a good Xtian male does – blame the women.
Remember the good old days, when you could avoid a sticky political problem by taking a quick vacation and waiting for the fervor to die down?
He really is the slimiest slime ball.
It’s all part of the GOP members’ “family values and personal responsibility” playbook. Their first love is themselves, and their second love is power. When they mess up, it’s everyone else’s fault.
First they throw their spouses under the bus, then the kids, and then they work their way through the entire family tree. Don’t forget, some consider pets to be part of the family, too…
Buzzfeed as a list of things that people have been tweeting about people since it came out that Cruz was heading to Cancun…
This one is really heartbreaking: