Fox News contributor complains about spending $28 at Taco Bell for lunch, and AOC's hilarious response

That adds up to nearly 2000 calories. That’s a lot.

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Sounds like someone is angling for a free lunch.

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The taco bells out here, some of them do not allow you to customize combo orders. So it’s possible that happened to him.

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That’s what you think. :frowning:

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It’s a little over 2,000 by my math.
My hope is it’s an indicator he’s preparing to go into hibernation for a while. Got to fatten up, you know? :wink:

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No matter what you get at Taco Bell it’s all similar items

There are only like 6 ingredients delivered in different forms. I would post the Bill Hicks routine but it did not immediately Google

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We are a long way way from the .49/.79/.99 days of Taco Bell pricing, sadly.

Also now I miss the alt.497999 Usenet group (I might not have the name right…there might have been dashes or something)

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Right, so even if I was buzzed with the munchies, I’d order four-of so that they could assembly-line them faster.

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It was 59/79/99. That commercial jingle is burned into my memory. And yes, there was an alt.59.79.99 but it was never as active as alt.food.taco-bell.

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