Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/09/fox-news-reduced-to-segments-q.html
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I wouldn’t rely on Hugh Janus, I hear he’s kind of an ass
Christ, WHAT an ASSHOLE!
Why, that two-faced son of a bitch!
I wonder if Fox news will try to spank the owner of the account or if they’ll just turn the other cheek.
Mya Buttreeks is also acceptable.
I had a friend called Biggus Dickus.
Of course he is a rogue member of law enforcement
He has a wife you know.
Her name is Incontinentia
Incontinentia Buttocks
I’m not joking. I went to high school with a girl named Jen Italia. She went by Jennifer even though her legal name was Jen. Her dad was a huge mother fucker.
So this was a post from Rupurt Murdoch himself then, yes? carry on
Waiting for the Spartacus scene of all the Fox News hosts saying “I’m Hugh Janus!”
“I’m Beavis,”
“And I’m Butthead,”
“And we approve this message.”
I hope she got to change her name once she became an adult. I can’t even begin to imagine how traumatic a childhood it must have been.
My mother went to school in the 50s with a girl called “Bucetilde”, which is slang for vagina+ feminine derivative suffix, meaning more or less “huge pussy” (it does not translate literally but this is the gist). This one I know for a fact that changed her name as soon as she could.
Unfortunately for her, the name is constantly used in every “most ridiculous names” listicle ever done.
I heard she’s going by something else now. But noone ever seemed to give her shit for it. She was a pretty cool person, and I think its the sort of thing that younger meaner kids just don’t put together.
We gave her dad tons of shit though.
I knew a Ronald Chee who didn’t like to be called Ron.