Originally published at: Fox: Biden Using Straws Bad, Trump Using Straws Good
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This would fall into the same category as “Real Men (R) don’t eat bananas or wipe their asses. It’s gay!” And is just as stupid.
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It’s such a weird, stupid thing. Like, everyone uses straws. I had Culver’s last night and used a straw.
How the hell else do you drink a milk shake?
These people are unserious clowns.
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Methinks Jesse Watters dost protest too much about. . . sucking.
Just watch his show and you’ll see, he sucks big time.
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So it would be manlier to suck on something with a greater circumference? Weird take but OK.
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One can only imagine what “fox” would say if Biden consumed his shake without a straw.
(“Video you have to see to believe!!! Biden selfishly breathes in after each breath out!”)
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Yeah, I thought that too. A thicker straw would some how be more manly?
Seriously, Jessie Waters just says the dumbest shit all the time.
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“sometimes a cigar straw is just a straw cigar…”
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What about Don Jr’s straw usage?
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As ever, whether or not an action is good or bad depends entirely on who is doing it, not what it is.
Edited to add: I don’t think I’ve ever spent even a few seconds thinking about if or how someone else uses a straw, unless there’s something interesting about the straw itself. I suspect it’s not that these folks have less brain power than usual, they just allocate their resources to bizarrely pointless thoughts.
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Maybe I’ll start a list: things real men (R) don’t do
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Who fucking cares?
Anything to gaslight the nation until we all forget they tried to stage a goddamned coup.
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Talk about strawmen arguments…
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That’s a cool Hunt Emerson album cover there. 
Fun track, too.
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The late, great Pat Fish with David J, Kevin Haskins and Max “The Best Kisser in The World” Eider.
That’s hard to beat.
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