Originally published at: Fraudster and televangelist Jim Bakker thinks he can hide from God | Boing Boing
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Oh, he sees you Jim.
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This is exactly why I usually send my prayers by text.
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Is ‘omniscient’ not part of the curriculum at televangelist school or something?
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Typical evangelical nonsense. You want something, you pray to the relevant saint, duh.
Pro tip: choose one of the newly minted, their backlogs are still quite modest.
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I don’t think that Christianity is on the curriculum at televangelist school. At best it is a mashup of the worst aspects of several heresies, and they aren’t even the interesting heresies.
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So, birth control foils omnipotence, fabric foils omniscience. I can’t wait to find out what foils omnipresence!
Who knew god’s weaknesses were so …. mundane?
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Jim Bakker is outraged that he can’t do precisely what Jesus told him not to do.
5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
7 But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.
8 Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.
Bible (King James)/Matthew - Wikisource, the free online library
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I’m sure Ruben has a GodMan comic in here someplace.
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God can see Jim Bakker, but why would He want to?
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LOL! And here I thought Aquaman was lame!
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Nice bun.
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Yes?
Who exactly is saying no?
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Exactly what I was thinking. Beat me to it, but I was going to post Nina Simone.
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Why does he want his victims to spread the plague and further victimize themselves and others?
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So God lip-reads? You actually have to move your lips in order for it to count as prayer? Do you have to move your lips for it to count as reading the bible?
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