Fraudster and televangelist Jim Bakker
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Understood. Respecting Hahn’s wishes is paramount in all of this. Thanks.
What if I sewed Miracle Blankets into masks? 
(Well, besides choking on chemicals and fibers from the rock bottom overseas supplier of whatever surplus scrap fabric they are made out of…)
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Your advertising slogan:
“Miracle Masks: They work (miracles)!”
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Why do Pharisees think they are christian? And “Christians” think they follow Jesus? Maybe some people don’t give a shit. And need money.
He looks like wolf blitzer
So… you don’t like televangelists then?
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And televangelists who don’t push the Albigensian heresy are extra nice to see. If one in fact sees them at some point.
Somebody needs to let him know:
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If he can hear me through the roof…
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Heck, He’s supposed to know if you have sin in your heart, if you even think about adultery. The “god can’t hear your prayers (begging him not to kill you) if you wear a mask” is weaker than the average evangelical preacher weak sauce.
I suppose the other issue is that according to Christian doctrine all disease is because god decided to punish Adam and Eve and every generation of their descendants with disease, suffering and death for eating a piece of fruit. (It’s archetypal tale of an abuser blaming His victims for His own violence.) So, interfering with a disease that would kill you is interfering with the Divine Punishment you deserve for being the a descendant of people who wickedly ate a piece of fruit. How dare you!
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There is some evidence that Jesus was a Pharisee himself, although one that was too radical for the establishment. Televangelists are more like the money changers, and we know what Jesus thought of them.
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Fraudster and televangelist? Isn’t that redundant?
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Oh, don’t be silly. 
Silent prayer is for Catholics. Protestant Pentecostal fundie-evangie types like to holler loudly to their god, as if he really exists… and has poor hearing…
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Not surprising given that the main selling point of fundagelical Christery is their claim to have discovered God’s cheat code anyway …
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Hide from God? It didn’t work for Jonah, and it won’t work for Bakker.
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Just thought I’d leave this here:
And this:
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Klaus was one terrifying MFer. I read part of his autobiography when it came out. I couldn’t finish it - it was as discomfiting as a skillfully created horror story.
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