Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

[anon52120741]

@KathyPartdeux

Apparently it’s a prop gun from some sci-fi game. Or so some have said.

Even a stranger thing to have on your nightstand

ETA: also, why does this allegedly homeless man have a nightstand?

[KathyPartdeux]

You need somewhere to put your toy guns?

[Otherbrother]

@Brainspore

and he posts pictures bragging about his non-functional prop replicas? What a freaking loser.

Apparently the thing is broken too.

Elon Musk Keeps a Toy Gun From a Video Game on His Nightstand

The cylinder appears to popped out of the gun at a slight angle and it’s possible the toy gun is broken from repeated use or misuse.

[anon52120741]

@Otherbrother

repeated use or misuse.

I was right!

[fnordius]

The man is still mentally in college dorm mentality, a superficial idea of what is cool. It is becoming more and more obvious that his only value to his companies was the money he brought and the cargo cult worship of spaceships and fast electric cars. That cargo cult sort of geekery extends to his attempts to use Coke and toy guns to win geek cachet. Or at least some likes from other toxic bros.

[Otherbrother]

@fnordius

The man is still mentally in college dorm mentality

I’ve heard him described as a man who is somehow going through adolescence and a midlife crisis simultaneously.

[anon48584343]

Elon Musk calls Jewish US Army officer ‘puppet & puppeteer’

[rob_dobbs]

@anon52120741

why does this allegedly homeless man have a nightstand?

The cheap gold lamp and possible Gideon bible in the background suggest he may actually be holed up in a hotel. Or maybe he hired TFG’s interior designers.

[FGD135]

Yes. In a post on the bbs. By @fnordius.

[Brainspore]

If he’s both the puppet and puppeteer doesn’t that mean he’s just an autonomous being with human agency, like Pinocchio?

[smulder]

@Otherbrother

pathetic and disturbing

it’s like a suicide note

[robertmckenna]

Was going to expect the ick of used condoms but then I remembered he has a devotion to the continuation of his white race so doesn’t use them.

[smulder]

it’s not like he’s gonna get himself pregnant

achievement unlocked: least fuckable billionaire

[anon52120741]

Hence the ponies

[Otherbrother]

I know what you’re referring to but still, this comment evokes images of ponies in bedrooms that none of us need in our heads. (And apparently the rumors about the circumstances of Catherine the Great’s death were false)

[KathyPartdeux]

I think that’s his pee jar up to the right.

He’s going into his Howard Hughes phase soon.

[RickMycroft]

Gee, what a surprise that he picked Vindman!

Alexander Vindman calls Trump a "useful idiot" for Putin

[anon48584343]

Yeah, you’d be an fool to think that those two don’t communicate daily.

Trump or Putin, take your pick.

[FGD135]

Musk: Twitter will have 1b monthly users inside 18 months

Call it blind optimism, deployment of a reality distortion field or pure conviction that Twitter will ultimately flourish, but Elon Musk reckons his social media platform will have 1 billion monthly users within 18 months.

The world’s richest man made public a number of slides at the weekend included in his company talk, in which he claimed new user signups in the seven days to November 16 averaged 2 million per day, up 66 percent year-on-year. Further, he said Twitter had recorded 8 billion user active minutes per day for the seven days to November 15, up 30 percent.

“I think I see a path to Twitter exceeding a billion monthly users in 12 to 18 months,” Musk said on Twitter in response to an admiring tweet from culture warrior Jordan Peterson.

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[KathyPartdeux]

Sure - he’ll just create accounts.