Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

amateurs use glass

anything that breaks if dropped is a mistake

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His pee has to much acetone for plastic.

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But the fingernails.

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… that’s Peter Thiel

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Oh! This is fun! Let’s see…


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First I thought that was Mateba Model 6 Unica (nearest thing to Vash the Stampede’s gun).

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It must be so fun to be in the sales department at Twitter right now, reaching out to advertisers like, “I am so sorry that our CEO dissed you publicly today, but I’ll make it up to you this weekend with a round of cough putt putt cough golf, on us.”

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According to most sources Twitter no longer has a sales dept - advertisers say they have not heard a peep for weeks

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If they can’t get in touch with you, they can’t cancel their ad buys.

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you cant see me pee wee herman GIF by WWE

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Considering those articles about some old campaigns getting reactivated, you might not be wrong.

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Twitter over the weekend was flooded with spam and suggestive ads in what appears to be an attempt to help the Chinese government hide news about rioters protesting coronavirus restrictions in China.

“Chinese bots are flooding Twitter with ‘escort ads’, possibly to make it more difficult for Chinese users to access information about the mass protests,” wrote Mengyu Dong, a researcher with the Stanford Internet Observatory, a social media research project, in a Twitter post. “Some of these [accounts] have been dormant for years, only to become active yesterday after protests broke out in China.”

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Alex Stamos, director of the Stanford Internet Observatory, said via Twitter that he’d previously warned about the risks billionaire Elon Musk was taking by cutting so many of the company’s staff and that this appears to be the first major failure to stop a government interference campaign under Musk’s leadership.

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I wonder how many people in China even have access to Twitter? It’s been officially banned there for a long time. Seems like anyone going through the effort to circumvent the ban would already be well aware of these protests from foreign media sources.

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So in summary: there is now a crowd-sourced verification tool for Twitter’s crowd-sourced verification tool. The site’s VP of Product, Keith Coleman, followed up to clarify in his own post that site users would be responsible for determining a note’s quality, not Twitter itself.

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Fox, meet henhouse

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