Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

And guns, and thin blue line and punisher patches and Black Rifle Coffee. So many opportunities!

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Elon is trying to position himself as a member of the Christian faithful now? I guess it was inevitable but still so many kinds of gross.

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But still unlikely Musk will get a clear monetary return on his investment. It was never a good money making site to begin with, he’s only made it less profitable.

Of course for power hungry people like him the returns could be in other indirect, less obvious ways.

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They are just effing with us now.

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I think he’s trying to position himself as the messiah.

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So the claim about Teslas functioning briefly as boats was his version of the “walking on water” thing?

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Yep Bingo GIF by MOODMAN

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ANY TIME NOW: “actually apartheid wasn’t so bad”

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Well, of course! While he allows the right wing, conspiracy theory people back onto a twitter that no longer cares about COVID misinformation to tell people that vaccines are really a way to inject microchips into you, Elon is ACTUALLY INJECTING MICROCHIPS INTO YOU!

ETA: fixed typos

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… good thing he doesn’t have an actual literal array of mind control satellites to go with the—

oh wait

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Afrikaner Space Lasers

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So, was that Jesus tweet made before or after this interview today in which Kanye/Ye explicitly says that he loves Nazis?

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The eternal question. Is Jesus’ love big enough to encompass even Nazis?

Checks notes

No

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Even someone who claims to universally love all of humanity doesn’t need to go out of their way to say “I like Hitler.”

In certain contexts “liking” someone evil is more damning than loving them. Plenty of people love family members that they can’t stand.

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I think I read it was during, but I really don’t want to confirm that, so I’m going with, “I do not know.”

Also, it recently got worse, but then the rules were enforced.

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TW: kanye being kanye
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Musk is definitely one of those white people who love black people who love white people who hate black people.

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Deer Popcorn GIF

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