Iām not sure that theyād bother to make it look like suicide, and random people on the Interwebs wouldnāt have the means.
I mean, sure. Thereās probably never been a time in human history when the richest person in the world didnāt have someone who would have liked to see him dead even when that person wasnāt going out of their way to piss off half the planet.
But no one forced Elon to be obscenely wealthy or to be a world-class asshole, so.
He sounds like heās in denial.
What are you talking about? People fall out of 10 story windows onto the asphalt, then saw themselves into manageable prices before packing themselves into a suitcase every day. Nothing to see here
So, he is finally admitting that his plan for colonizing mars is, in fact, a fairy tale with no relationship to reality?
Also also those people being kept out all seem to have one thing in common
Well, yes. But nobody made him take out billions of dollars of loans from a man who had someone literally chopped into pieces and rules over a totalitarian absolute monarchy.
ā¦ inasmuch as everything that happens on Twitter is now Elonās fault
I donāt see Elon in that picture. Kinda worth it to get rid of him.
Elon Musk has had his head grafted onto one of the goat bodies, and will be riding on top.
BaphoMusk?
somebody should look up āreverse baphometā
but not me
The first complaints about the companyās testing involved its initial partnership with University of California, Davis, to conduct the experiments. In February, an animal rights group, the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, filed a complaint with the USDA accusing the Neuralink-UC Davis project of botching surgeries that killed monkeys and publicly released its findings. The group alleged that surgeons used the wrong surgical glue twice, which led to two monkeys suffering and ultimately dying, while other monkeys had different complications from the implants.
The mistakes leading to unnecessary animal deaths included one instance in 2021, when 25 out of 60 pigs in a study had devices that were the wrong size implanted in their heads, an error that could have been avoided with more preparation, according to a person with knowledge of the situation and company documents and communications reviewed by Reuters.
On another occasion, staff accidentally implanted Neuralinkās device on the wrong vertebra of two different pigs during two separate surgeries, according to two sources with knowledge of the matter and documents reviewed by Reuters. The incident frustrated several employees who said the mistakes ā on two separate occasions ā could have easily been avoided by carefully counting the vertebrae before inserting the device.
Company veterinarian Sam Baker advised his colleagues to immediately kill one of the pigs to end her suffering.
āBased on low chance of full recovery ā¦ and her current poor psychological well-being, it was decided that euthanasia was the only appropriate course of action,ā Baker wrote colleagues about one of the pigs a day after the surgery, adding a broken heart emoji.
and yet weird nerds are all
āI keep telling you idiots, just because the bottle says āGorilla Glueā doesnāt mean itās appropriate for use on primates!ā
But Musk will start producing his Cybertron pickup any day, real soon.
Isnāt he in bed with Prince Bonesaw on the Twitter deal?
