he could always travel by foot, bicycle, scooter, rickshaw, wagon caravan, car, truck, bus, commerical jet, private jet service, train, boat, or - since it’s all a simulation anyway, via quantum teleportation. problem solved
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It could be brute-forced too. Every time he’s known to travel from one place to another, make a list of all tail numbers of private planes that made the trip.
After a few trips, there will only be a plane or two that made most of the trips.
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Warren Buffet was smart enough to buy a private jet company. Keep a few built to your specifications- rotate your usage.
Much better purchase than Twitter.
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Hard Drive’s rake bit is going around again, but here’s something more recent.
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That sounds like it might be slightly at variance with the law.
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Well, at least the feature can’t be used unless some of the employees he edited out of a job come back.
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“Shortly after the edit button was made operational, I was fired via email because I refused to commute five hours to the office, as my contract suddenly required. So I left. I guess they changed their minds pretty quickly, because Elon called me thirty seconds later and demanded I fly to California to ‘figure all the wires out’ in his office,” said Clark, scrolling through the lengthy edit history of her employment contract. “He said he’d undo the changes, but that I needed to ‘level up my hardcoreness [sic]’ to stay at the company. After consulting a lawyer, I advised Elon that he needed to eat my entire ass. You can guess how that went over. I’m currently looking for positions with other employers, though I do hold out hope that Elon will in fact do the right thing in the end and eat my entire ass.”
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Hard Drive = Tech Onion
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Possibly the beginning of the end of Musk’s tenure as Tesla CEO?
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They need someone less hardbrain.
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This guy! Who is going to take him up on this offer after all the damage he’s done? Even he recognized that price was a rip-off and fought to get out of it. Then again, I wondered who would buy Trump trading card NFT’s.
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Well, Trump has an extra $4M now ,maybe he can put it in Twitter
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This is basically his “Support Nazi Twitter” Patreon, but targeted to investors
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Doesn’t it have to be one or the other? Investor’s generally seek a return on their investment. This line…
…seems totally farcical. I’m sure there’s been lots of chatter along those lines from Musk fanboys (Patreon supporters) and bots, but not from people actually seeking to invest capital. Right? I don’t even know anymore. It’s getting harder to differentiate between straight reporting, doublespeak, and satire all the time.
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If he’s only approaching current investors, that might be okay, but seeking new investors like that seems kind of dodgy for a company that’s no longer publicly traded.
Of course, I’m sure that he has expert advice and that he’s following it closely. 
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That elicited an actual snort-laugh. Thank you!
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