Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

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Hey buddy, there are some life support problems here that need fixing too, otherwise you won’t have a workforce capable of building your rockets.

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Mars sucks!

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The richest man in the history of the world took a moment in between complaints about why he shouldn’t be taxed to make a joke about starting a university named TITS.

Let’s take his money then exile him to Mars.

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I don’t see how you could tax unrealized capital gains. It would be as if you bought a house, its value was assessed to have increased and then you had to pay property taxes based on the revised estimation of that property’s value.

Unpossible!

/s

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He’d better get a visa first.

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ā€œMy plan is to use the money to get humanity to Mars and preserve the light of consciousnessā€œ

Where I shall plant the Musk flag, and own the planet. Just like Michael Valentine Smith.

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What will be his job title, Supreme Head of Institute Tenets?

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No…

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And of course there was less in the world then, and he had more of it.

As for distorting multiple nations economies just by passing through (on the hajj iirc)? Well try it catpiss.

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I guess a major difference was that Musa Keita was wealthy in gold and salt… where as Elon is wealthy in stock and other imaginary things…

Although I suspect that Musk could also warp a local economy if he drowned it in wealth like Musa did in Cairo.

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I would like Catpiss to do something relatively useful with his wealth. Making utterly random communities wealthy is relatively useful compared to everything he does with his obscene, billionaires are a luxury the planet cannot afford, wealth.

Burning it would be better.

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Less environmentally damaging too!

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Mars colony sounds like Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B…

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The plumber who is stuck with fixing the rocket’s toilet after taco week on the ISS

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Look at me, look at me, look at me!!!

I might pay taxes once - on only on10% of my wealth - that you suckers have to pay on 100% of yours every year.

That’s how farking stupid I think you all are.

Well, wealth in one of the many companies I have ownership interests in.

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Elon Musk faces a $15 billion tax bill, which is likely the real reason he’s selling stock

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