Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

[tcg550]

So he lied about the stalking incident.

Musk’s alleged stalker identified; no evidence of ElonJet tracking, report says

[anon48584343]

Tesla stock closes lower than $150 for first time in more than two years as...

[sqlrob]

150 is a nice round number, here’s hoping it’s the start of the margin calls

[KathyPartdeux]

Brian Tyler Cohen

This is my surprised face.

Kinda stupid. He had a way to back out and let someone take over and maybe save some of his investment. Now that won’t happen and he risks being booted out as CEO of Tesla.

Also - bone saws.

[chenille]

I’m guessing Musk would like a way out but he’d also like to pretend he is a genius that everyone knows can do anything, and he doesn’t know how to commit to one or the other.

[KathyPartdeux]

Then:

[Melizmatic]

@anon36271483

Should Elon Musk STFU forever?

[ghostbloke]

Meduza’s Kevin Rothrock posted on Newsie a TikTok video of Elon in Qatar posing for a selfie with someone tied to a sanctioned Russian bank.

Travis Brown posted an update on the 17th on an attempt to count how many bought into the new “verification” for 8 or 11 bucks.

If the sample size remained the same as the 16th, that was out of 18 million scraped accounts. TwitterIsGoingGreat was comparing the earlier count against the estimated debt. It also hints at the proportion of accounts disenfranchised if polls go subscriber-only. …if you believe the poll has merit.

[anon48584343]

Elon Musk actively searching for a new Twitter CEO, sources say

Nunes?
Gorka?
trump?
Miller?
Any prince in SA?

ohhh wellz.

[cheem]

Maybe John J. Ray III will be available after he’s done with FTX (if Twitter survives that long).

[KathyPartdeux]

It’s a shame that Madoff is no longer available.

[anon97585346]

It’s nice to have something to cheer me up when I’m feeling a little down.

[Otherbrother]

We can all agree that there’s only one man for the job and who could actually save the platform, right? If George Takai took over as CEO I would definitely sign up for Twitter.

[anon61221983]

[Doctor_Faustus]

Oh my!

[anon36271483]

@anon97585346

I’m feeling a little down

Not as down as tsla, apparently.

(good to be cheered up, isn’t it, even if it is just schadenfraude, I’ll take it).

[anon36271483]

@anon48584343

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/20/elon-musk-actively-searching-for.html

…someone to hide behind

[anon85524460]

What’s really funny is that it still is probably 2-3x higher than it should be. Look at that mkt Cap. Is this really a company that’s worth more than GM, Toyota, Ford, and Mercedes Benz combined?

[anon48584343]

[KathyPartdeux]

The Market is a collection of dispassionate, rational actors making informed decisions.