Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

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Musk did it!

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Whoopsie, I meant to reply to the ā€œdispassionate, rational actors making informed decisionsā€ comment from KathyPartdeux but it actually fits for both.

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You can try this yourself with Coblis. Blue cone monochromacy also looks iffy. The comments also have some, ā€œwhat is mulitlateral supposed to mean?ā€

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That canā€™t be right, Elonā€™s a genius and Teslaā€™s doing greatā€¦

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Finally a stock price lower than Boeing or Exxon.

Tesla really should be lower than say BestBuy.

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Thirty-something billions in a day? That should be enough to make shareholders at least a little nervous.

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Itā€™s somewhat disingenuous in MHO that none of these fuckers spoke up when Elon was clearly doing somewhat questionable stock price manipulation. Where was the complaining by these fucking profit taking assholes when he was clearly pumping the stock?

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So, Musk was wrong or full of shit on almost literally every point? Shocked/not shocked.

There is a stalker - but heā€™s stalking Grimes and thinks Musk is stalking him, because Grimes is secretly sending him coded messages through Instagram.
This stalker claims to be the guy from LA, but may or may not actually be them.
The person who was involved in the LA incident told police that Muskā€™s security guard randomly accused him of following the car Musk says his son was in. And apparently he ā€œclimbedā€ on the hood of the car when said goon tried to run him over.

Oh, and tweeted ā€œassassination coordinatesā€ had absolutely nothing to do with any of this.

Yā€™know Britney Spears shaves her head, hits a paparazziā€™s car with an umbrella and has a rough time coping with a messy divorce where she lost custody of her kids and she ends up under a conservatorship - losing control of her money and life for over a decade.
Elonā€™s arguably behaving far more erratically than she ever did; going full conspiracy nut while flushing billions of dollars down the toilet and tanking multiple companies.
But somehow I doubt a conservatorship is coming down the pipe for olā€™ Elonā€¦

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If Elon pisses off HRH Prince Bonesaw of the House of Saud enough, itā€™ll be more than pipes he has to worry about.

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Maybe. But the powers that be actually care about famous, rich, white men - Prince Bonesaw can get away with killing journalists and dissidents, especially if theyā€™re POC, because they donā€™t really matter/s

Still, If I was Elon Iā€™d make excuses to duck out of any invites to Saudi embassies for the foreseeable future.

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For all that Elon eschews normal human connections, he still has family.

I wonder if he has any particular, specific reasons to be so paranoid for his childrenā€™s safety.

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Three customers whose lease payments were finishing or were about to take delivery on a car spoke with CNET on the condition of anonymity because they worried that they might be harassed online and, potentially, in real life by the online mobs that endorse Musk and are now emboldened to say whatever they want on his platform. CNET gave them pseudonyms for this story and in one case changed the gender of a Tesla customer because they were so concerned about the possible backlash. They have good reason to be worried.

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Last week, the Twittersphere dubbed him ā€œSpace Karenā€ for pulling the plug on a Twitterā€™s Spaces discussion after he failed to answer questions by some of the journalists who heā€™d banned temporarily from the site after they wrote stories about him he didnā€™t like.

ā€¦did anyone think it was for Twitter Spaces and not for his outlandish colonization of Mars shtick? SpaceKaren.Sucks didnā€™t use a microphone as the background image.

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I mean, whatever, Geohot is an asshole too. but I love talking about ā€œfiguring out and removingā€ the log-in prompt. Yeah, itā€™s not like you are overcoming some sort of law of nature. Itā€™s a bit of code that you are removing. Not hard if you did not fire everyone that knows the code

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He may have done some good as the author notesā€¦

I have noticed that you can now close out of the login popup and keep browsing Twitter.

It was completely gone for a few weeks now itā€™s back with a dismiss option.

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