There is no spoon FSD.
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Reported from mastodon but seen echoed in other places. Twitter has suspended all non-blue API keys. What a brilliant move from our fearless leader!
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Imagine how much more effectively Musk will be able to silence his critics once he controls the computer chips embedded in their brains.
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weāll all be able to play fart noises through our ears, but will be unable to see small children until after weāve stepped on them
progress!
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Lordy, some of the fanboy comments in that thread.
[ā¦] Ross was just not ready to wait for it to emergency brake.
To be clear, was it perfect for all 60min of driving if you exclude that one intersection?
Maybe next time dont push the accelerator pedal, ok?
And so forth (with some lovely antivax conspiracy junk thrown in too).
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So, assuming someone using FSD uses it no more than the average driver, thatās an accident per person per day. I donāt think this is the flex the tweeter thinks it is.
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Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
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Why doesnāt anyone ever want to talk about all the toddlers the car didnāt run down?
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And it needs to be kept in perspective with the trillions of future toddlers that FSD will help bring about.
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Heās getting off lightly. She should ground him for the time being, and no puddings for at least a fortnight.
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I find this screamingly funny!
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Is that a bug, or a feature?
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Twitter hasnāt been a ānice thingā for quite some time now, if it ever really was one to begin with.
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