Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

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CEO Elon Musk struck a downbeat tone on the economy, again.

“One day it seems like the world economy is falling apart. And the next day everything’s fine. I don’t know what the hell is going on,” Musk told analysts on the earnings conference call.

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you’re getting so close elon. you’re only off by one word

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ie, we’re not doing as well making and selling cars as we should be, so maybe we can lease these deck chairs.

yes, yes: the deck chairs have killed people, but name me a chair that hasn’t at least wanted to

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[…]

Among those returning cash to Tesla as part of the derivative lawsuit settlement are board chair Robyn Denholm, who succeeded Musk in the role in 2018 as part of an SEC settlement, along with Musk’s brother, Kimbal Musk, Oracle founder Larry Ellison, who left the board in 2022, and Rupert Murdoch’s son, James Murdoch.

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While named as a defendant in the suit, CEO Elon Musk isn’t among the board members who were asked to return funds, who were separately defined as “director defendants” in the settlement.

Musk is being sued by another group of shareholders over his $55 billion pay package awarded in 2018, which they argue was misrepresented by directors and wasn’t clear on matters including performance benchmarks affecting Musk’s yearly non-salary “bonus.”

The settlement in the director compensation case will still need to be given Delaware Chancery Court Chancellor Kathaleen McCormick’s approval. McCormick is also presiding over Musk’s compensation case, which went to trial earlier this year but has yet to be decided.

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:interrobang:

sad it crowd GIF

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It so sad how the creator of that show suddenly ceased to exist.

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So very true. My appreciation for the cast and episodes is despite the terfy shitbaggery of the creator.

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That is known to happen to people who fail to pull their head out of their own ass. Having it stuck in there for no good reason in the first place. Stubbornly refusing to acknowledge they have their head up their own ass.
Until the best outcome seems to be that they fade into obscurity, never to be heard of again. Until one stumbles across their obituary and briefly remembers them for five seconds in a ‘huh, I hadn’t realized they weren’t dead already’ way.

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Tesla’s Dojo supercomputer is a billion-dollar bet to make AI better at driving than humans

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https://www.thestreet.com/technology/investor-says-150-billion-spacex-valuation-seems-too-good-to-be-true

Investor Says $150 Billion SpaceX Valuation Seems Too Good to Be True

“It’s hard to bet against Elon,” but “there’s a lot of leaps of faith you need to make about SpaceX.”

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Full Speed Death isn’t working right? Throw bigger models and more processors at it!

miracle_cartoon

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Heh, that’s basically what one of my profs did at one point when he lost track during deriving some function or other. He admitted that he was hopelessly stuck, said “only faith can help us now”, chalked a cross on the blackboard and then the end result which he had memorized. “You’ve got to believe me here, this is the correct result.” Which, in all fairness, it was.

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I don’t know anything about his brother and what he’s doing - apparently, he runs a farming startup and is now laying a bunch of people off…

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Member of the board at Tesla. So, nothing much.

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… what makes him think people will keep using it if he changes the name :confused:

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