And put the survivor to death after. And then incinerate both corpses. And fire the ashes into the sun.
After that, Musk tweeted a meme with the caption, “Neflix waiting for the war to end to make a movie about a black ukraine guy falls in love with a transgender russian soldier.”
Cool. Nice to know that we’re at the point that I can just assume anything awful about him, and it will be true.
Hey Elon…
Why is it so hard for some people to not be dicks.
Insert image of Elon Musk made entirely of dicks here
He’s made a huge technological breakthrough. He’s personally achieved the status of full self douching bag.
Elona : Father - what is the significance of laughter?
Lt. Cmdr. Data : It is a human physiological response to humor.
Elona : Then, judging from their laughter, the children at school found my remarks humorous. So without understanding humor, I have somehow mastered it.
Lt. Cmdr. Data : […] Elona.
Elona : Yes, Father?
Lt. Cmdr. Data : The children were not laughing with you, they were laughing at you.
Elona : Explain.
Lt. Cmdr. Data : One is meant kindly, the other is not.
Elona : Why would they wish to be unkind?
Lt. Cmdr. Data : Because you are different. Differences sometimes scare people. I have learned that some of them use humor to hide their fear.
Elona : I do not wish to be different.
Oh noes! I can’t say any stupid fucking thing I want without consequences!
Join my new social media site Elon - Shittr.net, it is made for people with verbal diarrhea. (Note to self, do something with that domain)
If he takes all his fanbois with him to his muttering retreat, that’d be great.
Hmmm…muttr.something…another possible get
Let us go then, you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like a patient etherized upon a table;
Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,
The muttering retreats
Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels
And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:
Streets that follow like a tedious argument
Of insidious intent
To lead you to an overwhelming question …
Oh, do not ask, “What is it?”
Let us go and make our visit.
We are the hollow men,
Leaning together
Headpieces filled with straw…
He got kicked off of gab?
The wipers turn on by themselves on the Model 3, unless for some reason you set it not to.
That does sound like me.
There’s a flashback scene in The Expanse where the guy who invented the Epstein Drive (the highly efficient fusion-powered thrust system that enabled humanity to colonize the solar system) is unable to reach the controls to turn off his unexpectedly high-powered new engine because he’s pinned down in his seat by high-Gs and the control interface is a touch screen in front of him rather than something near his armrests.
It was an obvious design problem but in the context of that fictional universe it was because the ship was a cobbled-together experimental prototype. What the fuck is Tesla’s excuse?
Touchscreens are just a bad haptic for many things when driving.
And unsafe when you need to look at the road.
