Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

And of course, no one has asked Musk once about his kid (or kids) with Grimes… because, you know, that’s “women’s stuff”…

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Unfortunately in this case I think it might be. Musk talks a lot about space and cryptocurrency and taxes and so on. Judging from what Grimes has said, I’m not sure he much cares about his family. :slightly_frowning_face:

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That’s women’s stuff… not for manly men like Musk…

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There’s every indication that he’s basically just the genetic donor and doesn’t play any active role in raising his offspring. He doesn’t live with them and claims to almost never take a weekend off of work. So whether or not he considers himself to be a father, I don’t think it’s very likely that he’s earned that title.

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Maybe he’ll take an interest when they’re old enough for some nepotism. In the end I can’t really imagine him having anyone else he would care to leave his fortune to, unless someone figures out a way to make a mini-me or robot son.

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One of his companies works on brain-to-computer interfaces. He’ll want at least the option to upload himself into a computer system.
Pretty soon there’ll be efforts to lobby for the legal framework someone living on in a computer would need to remain legally “alive”, keep their property, and so on.
Mind you, that’ll be plan b for when he can’t make his human body immortal somehow.

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Jokes on him - someone will hack it to change his virtual existence to working in an emerald mine.

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TAX THE RICH

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Also…

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Thanks- I almost never read the gossip pages. Juicy - and yoink! Sent to friends.

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I have no idea how accurate it is, but there ya go…

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Oh, what a tangled web we weave.
If it’s true then i consider it a huge step up for Grimes.

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"failing to note that car crashes aren’t infectious, nor do they double in frequency every two to three days "
Well of course they don’t - Tesla Full Self Driving has not been released yet

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That’s one massive ego.

I’m sure the Ukrainians are totally fine with that /s

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Someone’s mad about who his ex is dating and is taking it out on an entire class of people. Always classy, Elon.

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best friend lol GIF by Lifetime

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Ukraine is of course not Musk’s to lose, so I have an alternate proposal. Putin and Musk have a fist fight. If Putin doesn’t win then he leaves Ukraine to its people, and if Musk doesn’t win then he gives Tesla to its employees. (Then we just need to arrange a tie somehow.)

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If a grand piano happens to be dropped on them during the fight we all win!

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He owns Ukraine?

How about just a straight up fight to the death?

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