Money for nothing, chicks for free.
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He went to Wharton- not MIT.
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Wharton is all about finance - MIT is about technology.
Wharton has also had some high level financial fraudsters graduate. Milliken and Trump graduated from Wharton.
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i can’t wait to be rich so that i can buy things using the money of the people im buying the things from, then resell those things to make more money while leaving the original owners broke and the things i bought broken
capitalism!
Musk’s deal to take Twitter private will saddle it with hundreds of millions of dollars in interest payable on the more than $25 billion used to fund the leveraged buyout. Analysts estimate that Twitter’s interest burden will increase to $845 million annually … more than half of the company’s adjusted annual earnings
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Bust out 101. Next up he’ll be in the protection racket and running numbers.
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Interestingly enough, “Fuck Elon Musk” is also Ford’s new marketing slogan.
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Now here’s some galaxy-brain-class thinking:
Musk purportedly said this could include charging third-party websites for embedding or quoting tweets from verified Twitter accounts.
Or we could just quote as Fair Use.
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And that dismember journalists.
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In a pitch deck viewed by the Times , Musk gave investors a taste of what to expect under his ownership. This reportedly includes driving up Twitter Blue subscribers to 69 million by 2025 and more than doubling that number to 159 million by 2028. Launched last year, Twitter Blue is the service’s $2.99 / month subscription that gives users access to an “undo tweet” button, app customization, ad-free articles, and other exclusive features. Musk expects a huge growth in total Twitter users as well, growing from the 217 million users reported last year to 600 million Twitter users in 2025 and, eventually, 931 million in 2028.
The pitch deck also outlines plans for an unnamed subscription service outside of Blue, called “X,” which Musk expects to bring in nine million subscribers in 2023 and 104 million by 2028. Earlier this week, Musk hinted at charging governments and corporations a “slight cost” to use Twitter. Whatever subscription “X” may be, revenue from it and Blue combined is supposed to hit the $10 billion mark by 2028, making up a large fraction of the $26.4 billion in total revenue Musk thinks the service will reach that same year.
But, also…
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“‘it’s been nice knowin ya’”
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On Monday, Rogozin responded to Musk’s cryptic tweets about a mysterious death via his own social media accounts.
“Nobody needs you. Stop fooling around,” he said, according to a translation. “Today my country celebrates a great day—Victory Day over fascism.”
He added: “After what you did by supplying the means of communication to the Ukrainian Nazis, unfortunately I cannot congratulate you on this holiday. Think, Elon, which side are you on?”
His own, right? 
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Append the category on this thread to include fascism?
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I think everyone participating in this thread, aside from the occasional muskbois who are quickly banned, understands that by naming musk in the title the fascism is pretty much baked in.
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I hope he gets the pedo guy judge.
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