Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

he is in favor of “limiting sales of assault weapons to people in special circumstances, like gun range owners, or people who live in a ‘high risk location, like gang warfare.’”

And which people in these gang warfare-ravaged neighborhoods would be permitted to own such weapons, pray tell?

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I don’t whitely know

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While Space X’s Starlink is a promising broadband option if you’re out of range of traditional options (and can afford it), many users who’ve pre-ordered aren’t having a great time. Some say they’ve been waiting for service more than a year, during which time Starlink has often refused to answer basic emails or issue refunds, while imposing price hikes on waiting customers.

Waiting customers are also annoyed because Starlink keeps introducing new plans that allow users to skip the wait… if they pay more than those who’ve spent the last year patiently waiting.

For example, back in February Starlink offered a new “premium” tier. While basic Starlink customers already pay $600 for hardware and $110 a month for variable-speed service, premium users can pay $2500 up front for hardware. That not only netted those users faster speed, but the hardware shipped sooner than those who had already been waiting patiently for months.

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George Takei is great. Why do we live in a society where the richest person on the planet has the humor of a fucking teenager?

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The fact that we didn’t make him our president (by force, if necessary) is the tragedy of our generation.

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We live in hell?

hells bells disney GIF

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season 2 nbc GIF by The Good Place

Either that, or the large hadron collider in Europe fucked everything in the universe up… got us into the wrong leg of the trousers of time maybe.

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That could explain the Mandela effect

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See Jon Ossoff GIF by Election 2020

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Re: Jack off the board!

(Which was announced last November and is in schedule.)

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Elon Musk needs more cash for Twitter buy after Tesla margin loan lapses

Elon Musk must personally secure $33.5 billion to fund his $44 billion Twitter purchase after allowing a $12.5 billion margin loan against Tesla stock to expire.

Regulatory filings released Wednesday show the Tesla and SpaceX boss agreeing to secure “an additional $6.25 billion in equity financing” on top of the original $27.3 billion.

The Tesla boss’s Twitter purchase originally relied on $21bn of equity that he had to provide along with $12.5bn in margin loans secured by his Tesla stock. That margin loan was dropped to $6.25bn on May 5, and this additional financing would eliminate it altogether.

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I’m sure that White Replacement is lurking in his shadows.

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Even the Orange Asshole thinks Elon buying Twitter is stupid.

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All Of This GIF by Lil Helper

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Oh man it would be sweet if Musk and Trump became the bitterest of enemies.

All those sexual assault apologists wouldn’t know which one to side with.

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