Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

There are no shortage of biting criticisms to make against Tesla and Musk but honestly I think that using commercially available vans for this application rather than trying to use specialy modified Tesla Model Xs or whatever is a pretty sensible strategy.

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What? No Cybertruck?

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There is no Cybertruck

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There is at least one.

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Plus the DIY versions:

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Amateur hour from the bollard there. 1 out of 10.

You need this:

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0h fine then. Like all things Elon, large scale production of the Cybertruck is now, and may always be two years away.

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Cracking Up Lol GIF by HULU

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ā€œLonger term, Musk said at a TED Talk robots could be used in homes, making dinner, mowing the lawn and caring for the elderly people, and even becoming a ā€œbuddyā€ or a ā€œcatgirlā€ sex partner.ā€œ

His girlfriend would probably prefer that.

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Has Musk ever made or promised to make anything that didn’t have a juvenile name?

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I think some of his children escaped that fate. But that was probably due to their mothers.

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There have also been ā€œno injuries to onsite personnelā€ according to Smith.

Not Yet No GIF

Did we learn nothing from asbestos?

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Do not inhale your Self Driving Teslaā„¢

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You know, that used to be a problem in cars when they first started having electric windows… my arm got caught in it once when I had it out the window and my sister rolled it up. But the car companies seemed to have fixed that… but somehow Tesla can’t figure it out?

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You beat me to it…

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Kenan Thompson Reaction GIF by Saturday Night Live

This is what ā€œdisruptionā€ looks like… ignoring solutions to problems that have already been solved to ā€œsolveā€ problems no one asked you to solve…

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If they don’t do it, someone else will. /s

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