Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

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And yet weird nerds will STILL stan for his ass. It’s maddening.

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Spandex trousers, or I’m out.

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Oh daddy, when you gonna put on some stretch pants, yeah?

Well, don’t hold your breath 'cause it’ll make you blue
But the whole opera’s not over yet
And I aim to make the fat lady sweat

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Supposedly super sophisticated financial institutions set up deals as poorly structured to protect themselves as Mucks did.

Masters of the Universe my ass.

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Wait for it…

[ETA: see clip below in @Gyrofrog reply to me]

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But you see, he invented the car and the rocket and the tunnel and the flamethrower!

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(Link no longer worked; heres another)

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Thanks!

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Having money doesn’t make you smart.

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What is up with him lately. Have all the world’s oppressive governments received kompromat on him in the last few months? Or (rhetorical question), is he just venting authoritarian thoughts he has always had?

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I’d say it’s probably 50/50.

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“No, sir. I mean, yes, sir, of course we have kompromat on him, it’s just… we haven’t used it yet. We haven’t had to.”

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“China is Tesla’s second-largest market, responsible for producing around half its carsand generating more than a quarter of its revenue.”

Follow the money.

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Dude’s gonna be bottling his own pee and growing out his fingernails within five years.

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TrueAnon Episode 70: Azealia

We are joined by guest host Azealia Banks to talk quarantine, technology, and rich sickos. Also soap

There’s some intresting stuff about mr. Musk in there.

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Season 8 Episode 2 Nbc GIF by Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Now that shitweasel’s an openly Putin supporting oligarch, I think the US should sanction shitweasel.

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This is the third time this story was posted in one or another of these threads, from totally different outlets… Glad to see it’s spreading…

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This kind of shit is exactly why the US needs a backup national launch system such as SLS (though probably not SLS in particular) instead of relying exclusively on commercial launch systems from companies run by inhuman oligarchs like Musk. Not sure I’m comfortable with our ability to put payloads into orbit being exclusively in the hands of a petty jackass whose sympathies lie with enemies of the US.

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