Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

Please, come back…

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-06/twitter-now-asks-some-fired-workers-to-please-come-back

get back here GIF

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So many other teams that do important stuff that most people don’t notice, but is so hard to get it right.

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That fucker, Musk.

I hope this disaster breaks him.

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If you pave it, they will come.

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Salary? Might as well come back as a contractor, while lining up the next position. (“You want me to work 80 hours this week? …'kay.”)

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I hope it humbles him, but that’d be a stretch.

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No, he doesn’t. He lives in this world and has an impact with his actions. I wish he lived safely tucked away in a simulation and none of the rest of us were impacted by his shitty actions, but here we are…

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Here, I helped.

Counter-meme

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He has not read The Onion’s amicus brief, has he.

(It makes the key point that labelling something parody is inimical to it achieving its parodic intent.)

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As the owner of the company Musk can enforce any kinds of restriction on speech he wants whether that speech is legal or not… but he certainly has proven time and again that he doesn’t understand how humor works.

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This one from the thread made me snort.

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Sure he does: “Tragedy is when I am teased on the Internet. Comedy is when you are doxxed by incels and Nazis.”

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It’s all just jokes you don’t get. /S

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Impersonation is the sincerest form of freeze peach.

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To state the painfully obvious: you can have a platform that strives to provide accurate information or you can have a platform that allows unrestricted speech but you sure can’t have a single platform that does both.

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Hold up… wait… isn’t the loudest, more yellie voice the most accurate and true? /s

Ryan Reynolds Reaction GIF

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Oh shit I have an extremely strong feeling Tesla stock is gonna crater tomorrow

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