Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

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Could someone please try to pull an ā€˜Eddie Belcherā€™ on him?

This should probably be a new topic but I joined mastodon because itā€™s getting some hype since musk is destroying twitterā€¦ but I donā€™t get it at ALL. Not intuitive, super confusing. I canā€™t figure out how to follow anyone. I do t see anyone I know on there (even famous people let alone actual fiends). Is this some fake hype?? I desperately would love for a new social media that isnā€™t owned by a musk or Zuckerberg to take off but I absolutely donā€™t get what anyone is talking about with mastodon. It doesnā€™t make any sense to meā€¦ itā€™s really hard to use and I flatter myself that Iā€™m pretty decent with technologyā€¦

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Maybe this will help.

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Do It GIF by Breaking Bad

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To echo @smulder

Do It Episode 3 GIF by Star Wars

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That would be awesome! It would be much more of a pain for news articles to just drop in a tweet, so theyā€™d stop doing it, and the doomcycle would accelerate.

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This was exactly my first thought when I saw the announcement. It is so patently stupid, heā€™s probably going to do it.

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Welp, never interrupt an enema when heā€™s making a mistake.

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Thirded:

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Elon Musk Fondles Dogs

Hmm, wouldnā€™t surprise me.

Youā€™d think heā€™d be content with just fondling dollars.

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shocked philip j fry GIF

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the texts were the central subject of discussion among tech workers and watchers. ā€œThe dominant reaction from all the threads Iā€™m in is Everyone looks fucking dumb,ā€ one former social-media executive, whom Iā€™ve granted anonymity because they have relationships with many of the people in Muskā€™s texts, told me. ā€œItā€™s been a general Is this really how business is done? Thereā€™s no real strategic thought or analysis. Itā€™s just emotional and done without any real care for consequence.ā€

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Itā€™s a riff on a joke they made before: in 2013 the Chaser was doing an Australian Election night special and they picked on the local right wing bloviator and proud soldier of the Culture Wars, Chris Kenny, and made the point that he was absolutely right to demand that the ABC have all its funding withdrawn, because the ABC was so crass it would show a picture of Chris Kenny fucking a dog, (with a very cheap and nasty photoshop of the concept).

Even Chris Kennyā€™s son put out a piece saying ā€œno, yeah, fair game. He deserves it.ā€

Almost ten years later and the pearl-clutching right are still using it as a reason for why the ABC has to be sold to Murdoch and something something The Left something re-education camps something abolish woke universities you know how it works.

Clearly the decade of defensive positions and apologies has led the Chaser boys to soften a bit.

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Teslaā€™s new self-driving motorcycle?

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