Obligatory Matt Bors comic:
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Elon, your company has no customer support function for regular people using it. What do you expect them to do other than complain on the platform? Leave? They will
ETA: for clarity
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A notoriously vain actor named Dustin Farnum once boasted to Oliver Herford that he was a âsmash hit!â
âOnly yesterday, during the last act,â Farnum declared, âI had the audience glued in their seats!â
âWonderful! Wonderful!â Herford replied. âClever of you to think of it.â
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The guy couldnât be arsed to type 14 words? So much for the myth of Nazi efficiency! /s
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So Tumblr thought it would be hilarious to drag Elonâs ass
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That checks out
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The billionaire said the companyâs progress would be much more freewheeling than in the past, with new ideas rapidly becoming features and then being cut quickly if they donât work out. Mistakes will be made, he said.
âIf nothing else I am a technologist and I can make technology go fast,â Musk said. âIf we do not try bold moves, how will we make great improvements?â
This just in:
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And nothing says âreassuringâ like ârapid changes.â
Donât worry, by this time next week the company youâve come to depend on will be nigh unrecognizable!
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Threw off my groove working on last Sundayâs nyt crossword and finding the aggressive horse traderâs name. The clue could have used some scare quotes near the beginningâŚ
93d. Business magnate who is a Stanford University dropout
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Somebody rush down to a store for a few prepaid credit cards, make up a few verified fake financial news twitter accounts and make up shit about Tesla stock
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Did he mention corporate bankruptcy or personal bankruptcy? 
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Not sure. Probably moral bankruptcy.
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Clearinghouse of buffoonery.
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When all of your wealth is tied up in stocks of the companies you are trashing is there a difference?
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Elon these daysâŚ
*(Dumpster not shown)
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You canât go bankrupt if you never had any assets or credit in the first place.
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