“Musk proposes turning Twitter into a bank to avoid bankruptcy”
at this point i think he should turn twitter into a rocketship and shoot it into outer space. problem solved
eta:
“We just definitely need to bring in more cash than we spend,” Musk replied. “If we don’t do that and there’s a massive negative cash flow, then bankruptcy is not out of the question."
wow, the man is a genius.
Musk’s brutal honesty about a potential Twitter bankruptcy has increased doubts that the platform will survive Musk’s leadership style lack of leadership
Fucking Mush with his “uH aKsHuaLLy” trying to make Sanders sound stupid, read the fucking post, he said the patents were sold in 1923. The discovery is complicated and one could easily argue over a range of years. FOR $1 is the important part, Musk would’ve been as well to say dollar in 1923 could buy you lunch.
“nEw hIgHeR eFfiCAcY ANaLoG vAr…” you know what buddy, fuck you, I’m sure poor people would be fine settling for old-fashioned insulin if it keeps them alive.
To think he could have avoided all of this shit by just buying Line to fulfill his superapp dreams for a fraction of the cost of what he bought Twitter for instead.
Also. Good, make him lose as much sleep as possible. I have a few ideas about what to spoof next on the site.
A fake eBay account saying that they’re suspending sales of PS5s, XBox Series and Switches until January. That ought to piss off scalpers and stock holders.
Walmart saying that they will no longer fight unionization attempts.
McDonalds and/or Burger King saying that they will no longer sell kids meals with toys.
Comcast saying they will bring down the cost of their fastest internet service plan to a flat $20 a month with no data cap.
Entirely true, but I think some people had the idea that digital was going to be more permanent somehow… that wit the digital revolution, we really had reached “the end of history.”
Yaccarino said her sense is that Musk “understands safety and transparency” but just needs time to “learn advertising.” The NBCU vet added, “Give me a break, I think we can teach him.”
If he could be taught, he wouldn’t have bought Twitter.
