Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

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currently at 45 fire deaths if you believe this site:

( looks like some of that higher number also involve collisions, so maybe sometimes arguable what actually caused the person to die. )

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Thanks for that link. Hilarious stuff.

“You break it, you buy it.”
:grinning:

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Indeed!

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Elon Musk will virtually join the G20 summit in Bali, Indonesia, an official from the Indonesia Chamber of Commerce said. The summit will be held on November 15th and 16th, and this is the first among the G20 leaders since Russia invaded Ukraine.

Arsjad Rasyid, head of the Indonesian Chamber of Commerce, told CNBC Indonesia that Elon Musk was unable to attend due to incidents in the U.S. “He is unable to attend because … there are incidents in the United States and he must be present there,”

Video of said incidents

https://twitter.com/OOCCreature/status/1591569894000451584

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Elon Musk will virtually join the G20 summit

WTF?

He clearly considers himself a nation of one, but I didn’t realize other nations agree.

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I assume that he is going to be appearing before them by video to present his demand that they pay him 1 billion (pause. muttering) one TRILLION dollars if they want Twitter returned to normal

It is the only endgame to this that makes any sense

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Elon basically said “Well, it couldn’t happen to me.”

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There must be a word for “a parody of a parody”.
Perhaps in German.

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Musk keeps demonstrating that he is far less interested in owning a financially sustainable company than he is in “owning the libs.”

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Times are rough, they can do with a laugh.

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I’m sure there’s still gonna be a ton of ways to fuck with people

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Does he mean something like “a way for [Company X] to figure out which other Twitter accounts are affiliated with [Company X]”? It seems like any organization that had its shit together would already know that kind of thing.

The utility of the original verification system was that it made it easy for users to tell who a Twitter account was associated with, and that is what Elon Musk shot to hell with all his idiotic new schemes over the last two weeks.

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ElOn MuSk Is SuCh A gEnIuS

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He really is just begging to be sued, isn’t he?

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I swear, with each passing day the more it seems like he’s actively trying to tank twitter.

To what end, I know not.

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It does feel that way, doesn’t it?

The main reasons I don’t think Musk is actually doing this on purpose are

  1. No one has yet articulated a theory for how killing Twitter through apparent incompetence would actually benefit Musk
  2. I don’t think his ego would allow him to let the public think he was vastly stupider than he really is
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