Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

Um… no. Like you already quoted, the only thing twitter has to offer is its’ massive user base, which is addicted to the platform… that’s it.

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When you’re only familiar with hammers, everything looks like a nail.

He’s no Thor.

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He thinks he is some sort of demigod, though. Who can do no wrong.

Why am I suddenly thinking of Alexander?
Privileged birth, good education, hugely successful for quite a while thanks to some unconventional ideas and a top-notch team, deification, building an empire too big to control by himself, becoming increasingly erratic, estrangement from everyone who has ever helped him to succeed…
Possibly offed by his former friends and comrades who became terminally fed up with his shit.

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I hear David Nunes is available.

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But is his cow available?

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He doesn’t have a cow, m’am?

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That’s not what the cow said…

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Elon Musk spent $44 Billion on a boat and spent a couple weeks playing chicken with icebergs. Now he’s trying to hire a new Captain to go down with the ship.

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Looks like a couple of investors in Tesla etc. have registered their displeasure with Elon “How do I run this Python script?” Musk spending too much time on Twitter these days.

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No. It's noble of you, Kif.

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So far it’s still being moderated. My last few reports have been handled fairly quickly. Though to be fair, I stopped reporting garden-variety hate some time ago because it usually got a response of ‘not against community guidelines’ even pre-Musk, so I only report the really nasty stuff.

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This sells more and more the belief that he absolutely wants to destroy twitter.

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I guess that answers my question whether you need a security clearance to be chief space guy.

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Or that his gurus are using him as a tool to do so.

https://twitter.com/capitolhunters/status/1593307622932971540

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Yeah. It’s just… this thread shows pretty much a plan for a while to insert someone in like this.

The question is, who’s doing the inserting, what’s the point, what’s the goal? Why does he have this many friends pushing him into these positions, breaking the law for him in this way, and allowing him to do these things? What’s the point of it?

In short… who’s he working for?

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buh-bye-buh-bye-gif

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