Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

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Make him pay his own way.

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Sounds like Twitter was already working with a skeleton crew before the latest edicts, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the service goes down entirely within the week.

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That second one feels so much like projection to me.

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Translation: ā€œA Chinese / Russian cleaning crew will be cleaning up and taking out the trash until Nov 21. Pay no mind to the extra surveillance cams and key logger installs.ā€

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But you don’t need access to the building to sabotage twitter, do you? Everyone was able to work remote before…

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I think all of this can be translated as:
ā€œI’m barricading myself in the office because I can’t look at people that tell me ā€˜Noā€™ā€

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I don’t know if it’s true but I believe that remote access was turned off for everyone as well. Slack still seems up for people.

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Wait, they’re worried about worse sabotage than Musk is doing?

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I mean, there could be something to the idea that if you’re going out of your way to be an abusive dick to thousands of people, you might expect some reprisals. But right now it’s like worrying that a disgruntled White Star Line employee is going to steal some of the Titanic’s silverware.

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Somebody tried to sabotage the company by insisting that workers come into the buildings to work. To prevent a recurrence, the buildings will stay closed.

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The inside of Musk’s head right now:

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75% told Elon to fuck off? That’s hardcore!

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They’re re-opening on the Monday of Thanksgiving week?

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They’re unlocking the doors. Whether or not any one will be there is a completely separate question. Of course, didn’t the ā€œhard coreā€ email cancel PTO?

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Way to keep us in suspense, Alex - did you tell him to kiss your ass, or not?

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ā€œHow much per hour?ā€

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