Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

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Make him pay his own way.

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Sounds like Twitter was already working with a skeleton crew before the latest edicts, I wouldnā€™t be at all surprised if the service goes down entirely within the week.

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That second one feels so much like projection to me.

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Translation: ā€œA Chinese / Russian cleaning crew will be cleaning up and taking out the trash until Nov 21. Pay no mind to the extra surveillance cams and key logger installs.ā€

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But you donā€™t need access to the building to sabotage twitter, do you? Everyone was able to work remote beforeā€¦

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I think all of this can be translated as:
ā€œIā€™m barricading myself in the office because I canā€™t look at people that tell me ā€˜Noā€™ā€

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I donā€™t know if itā€™s true but I believe that remote access was turned off for everyone as well. Slack still seems up for people.

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Wait, theyā€™re worried about worse sabotage than Musk is doing?

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I mean, there could be something to the idea that if youā€™re going out of your way to be an abusive dick to thousands of people, you might expect some reprisals. But right now itā€™s like worrying that a disgruntled White Star Line employee is going to steal some of the Titanicā€™s silverware.

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Somebody tried to sabotage the company by insisting that workers come into the buildings to work. To prevent a recurrence, the buildings will stay closed.

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The inside of Muskā€™s head right now:

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75% told Elon to fuck off? Thatā€™s hardcore!

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Theyā€™re re-opening on the Monday of Thanksgiving week?

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Theyā€™re unlocking the doors. Whether or not any one will be there is a completely separate question. Of course, didnā€™t the ā€œhard coreā€ email cancel PTO?

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Way to keep us in suspense, Alex - did you tell him to kiss your ass, or not?

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ā€œHow much per hour?ā€

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