didnât worry, they can just run it through the car washâŠ
oh. teslas. right.
Thatâs if theyâre lucky. Thereâs an epidemic of people cutting out $500-$1500 catalytic converters in public parking lots; imagine what theyâll do with a six-figure vehicle with a $12k battery, all those expensive body panels, $500/each tires, and so on, and it will take it wherever some random stranger tells it to go. Unless someone is in there, I doubt youâll ever see it again, outside of the police âabandoned vehicleâ lot if it just got stripped instead of shipped off to a foreign black market.
Thatâs why you have to buy the optional armed robot guard dog.
https://www.nettiauto.com/tesla/cybertruck/14361086
Buy a used car you canât drive on public roads. Field car usually goes for a few hundred euros.
This wasnât what I was thinking of when I said âI wish EM would fuck offâ.
Looks like youâre shit out of luck, Elmer.
I want Elno to have a baby. All nine months, followed by the C-section.
Wow. The guy in the video keeps blaming himself for the broken windshield wiper on his Cybertruck? Tesla stans be CRAZY.
but, would you want to date anyone you could pickup in a cybertruck? 
( and anyway, if you wanted a pickup, shouldnât you have purchased a ford? )
Calling the glove box a hidden drawer is next level Elon stan stuff
