Iâm gonna tell the audience Iâm going to pull out my cock, and the audience is gonna be like, âWhaaa?â And then I pull out a baby rooster.â
From the mind who sent an assistant to a home improvement store on his way to Twitter HQ just so he could post that lame âLet that SINK in!â tweet.
Few things are less bearable than a profoundly unfunny person who fancies themselves a comedic genius for the ages.
This really could have been great. Not the sketch itself of course, which somehow makes his Wario thing sound goodâŚbut Musk being attacked live on television by an irate rooster would have been hilarious.
Thatâs always the elephant in the room when one meets the terraforming fanbois, isnât it.
Mars already lost one somewhat usable atmosphere, how should it be able to keep hold of another?
One of the suggestions is usually to nuke the pole(s) which then gives terraforming a head start by vaporising the frozen water on and under the surface. Scott Manley ran the numbers on that and came up with the combined megatonnage of all devices at the height of the Cold War - multiplied by a factor of 20,000 to 25,000. Eddie âwe should build gigaton devicesâ Teller would struggle with that.
In a stunningly idiotic tweet, Musk asserted that âevery great endeavor, from high-speed rail between our cities to making life multiplanetary,â would be made âeffectively illegalâ if vice president Kamala Harris were to beat former president Donald Trump in the upcoming election.
Yes, because efficient public transport is famously a Republican priority
Thanks Skum. Iâm good with not going to Mars thanks. Wasting our resources on that vanity trip will actively make the earth a lesser place to live for the actual billions of us humans here.
Thanks for making explicit another sensible reason to vote for Harris (if you have a vote in the US).
Genius move. SpaceX is a defense contractor and needs the sweet DoD money.
Musk is a very stable genius, just like his idol.
So the Associated Press is going out of their way to trigger Elon this morning
Then Wilson laid into her father.
âAlso, yes, I saw âthe tweet,ââ she wrote. âHeinous incel nonsense is in fact heinous incel nonsense. I donât really have anything to add to it, itâs just abhorrent. That much is obvious and if you donât see how then youâre part of the problem.â
She added, âI would just like to say to my audience members, donât let people talk to you like that. Itâs disgusting, itâs belittling and incredibly sexist. You deserve better.â
Yes, they are both full of horseshit.
Is that real?
Unfortunately, no.
For @brainspore:
Apparently not. Kelce doesnât seem like the kind of guy who would give Musk the satisfaction of rising to the bait. Or if he did, he wouldnât make it about himself. Muskâs tweet was first and foremost an insult to Taylor Swift, not an insult to the guy she happens to be dating.
