Fuck Elon Musk (Part 2)

Unfortunately, no.

For @brainspore:
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Apparently not. Kelce doesnā€™t seem like the kind of guy who would give Musk the satisfaction of rising to the bait. Or if he did, he wouldnā€™t make it about himself. Muskā€™s tweet was first and foremost an insult to Taylor Swift, not an insult to the guy she happens to be dating.

@sqlrob

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Damn!

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Kelce seems to understand what many (including the media) have forgotten; ā€œDonā€™t Feed the trolliesā€

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Itā€™s still funny!

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This is the one I think of whenever Elon and his tiny rooster are involvedā€¦

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I was literally in the target demo of this attempt. I got one of the cringiest push poll calls Iā€™ve ever encountered. I went from having no strong opinion on Garza to knowing I was absolutely gonna vote for him over the guy they were pushing HARD. No idea it was Elon, but it fucking tracks.

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Figures.

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ā€œ ā€œI recommend posting some music or concert videos directly on the X platform,ā€ Musk replied, again with no response from Swift.ā€

Hahahaha! Bro, she knows how to grow a brand. She wants to kill it sheā€™ll get in touch Iā€™m sure.
ā€œI recommendā€! Fucksakes. What oblivious egocentrism. I beg you. Please. How may we make our platform welcoming to you? How can we partner with you? These are reasonable approaches. I recommend is not.

Go back to taking ketamine, playing video games, and wanking into bottles to inseminate a ā€œsuperior raceā€ to videos of ā€œporn stars that look like your exā€.

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The fear is there, but the temptation to look into the abyss is strongā€¦
Where does this come from?
Honestly, Iā€™m not to keen on duckduckgoing that.

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Has it been seven years already?

ETA: oh sorry thatā€™s porno stars that Look like your wife.

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Happy to help but unfortunately it is going to be my word as Iā€™m not linking to anything. One of the accounts he followed on Twitter was called something like: porn stars who look like Grimes. I think he has unfollowed and I can only imagine what he has replaced it with.

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You sadistic monsterā€¦ :wink:

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Speaking at the US Chamber of Commerceā€™s annual Global Aerospace Summit, FCC chair Jessica Rosenworcel expressed a desire to encourage competition in the burgeoning commercial space industry. She didnā€™t name any names, but her message was clear.

ā€œEvery communications market that has competition is stronger - we see lower prices and more innovation, and honestly space should be no exception,ā€ Rosenworcel told FedScoopā€™s Rebecca Heilweil in a one-on-one conversation at the summit.

ā€œWe do have one player thatā€™s got almost two-thirds of the satellites that are in space right now and has a very high portion of internet traffic,ā€ she added.

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they rather should seek regulations to decrease the number of satelites owned by private companies, not make it worse with encouraging ā€œcompetitionā€.

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Oh, donā€™t worry, they were asked about space garbage and say that all these satellites will need to be deorbited in five years. So all they are only advocating for way more launches and way more disposable garbage falling to earth, the part of the universe we donā€™t need to care about. :roll_eyes:

Late stage capitalism at its finest ā€“ seeing a commons being stolen by a billionaire, and hoping other billionaires will fight him for it.

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Cybertruck Owner Spends $4,200 On Stainless Steel-Look Wrap To Avoid Headache Of Actual Stainless Steel

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I love to spend $4,200 on making my car look exactly the same. The wrap color was Flexishield Shining Silver. Images on the board posting (which you can find here) show a Cybertruck looking very much like any other Cybertruck, only without the fingerprints and smudges.
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