“In the grim muskness of the far future there is only fuckwittery.”
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Is this the slot where the floppy disk goes in?
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It’s Still Very Funny That 1,000 People Gave Tesla $250,000 For A Roadster Six Years Ago
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Here are some of the basic specs on price, acceleration and range for the different versions of the truck. The TL:DR version is that, even setting aside the usability issues with the Cybertruck form factor, the electric trucks from Ford and Rivian are generally cheaper and more capable at equivalent trim levels.
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three models costing between $60,990 and $99,990. The latter cost is for the “Cyberbeast.”
If ever there was any doubt that this 52-year-old man named his ridiculous vehicle after a word he heard from the Transformers franchise we now have confirmation from the “Beast Wars” spinoff.
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Agent
And what do you call that act?
Musk
The Advertisers!
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Deus ex equo stercoris.
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… TESCREAL
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The Cyberbeast goes into Beastmode when the owner has to sand bird dropping stains off the tarnished stainless steel body.
What may start to worry them, however, is the stainless steel finish maintenance, despite popular opinion that it shouldn’t require much of that. There is a dedicated Cyber Shield stainless steel cleaner that Tesla developed with detailing giant Auto Renu, for instance, and the showroom reps keep polishing the Cybertruck with it many times a day, according to several observations.
On the other hand, despite that stainless steel is tough and corrosion-resistant by its very nature, if the Cybertruck gets banged up badly to the point of dents appearing, or if bird and fly droppings stay on its finish long enough to form a spot, both of those advantages go out of the window.
According to one Chris Nicholson, who specializes in stainless steel finish maintenance, mainly of DeLoreans owned by collectors across the globe, the material can absolutely get dents, scratches, and dark spots. To fix those, he often has to resort to removing the top finish layer and then sanding the spot. He is of the opinion that Cybertruck owners “are going to have to learn how to do this,” if they want to keep their pickup looking tough yet as pristine as it came out of the Texas Gigafactory.
from (possibly AI written and/or poorly edited article here)
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“Are you tired of high heating bills and still feeling cold in your own home during the winter? Elon Musk has the answer! Crash at other people’s homes and let them pay to keep you warm. See if you can steal some hot meals too!”
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