Fuck Elon Musk (Part 2)

nope, not really. was all pretty samo and headline tells the only “important” bit.

It still has a market cap more than 10 times GM. It still has a long way to go before it starts reflecting reality. Maybe twitter was the hole in the reality distortion field and this is the slow deflation.

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Just look at it!

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Sure Jan GIF

12024 maybe.

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well, launch. sure…

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“How is Tesla not catching those issues before delivery?”

Because their core competence is not “building cars”.


“The owner posted some pictures to the Cybertruck Owners’ Club after taking delivery […]”

Good thing there is a self-help group already, though.
Let it all out, guys - it may be painful, but you’ll feel a lot better!

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10 micron ain’t what it used to be.

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Do they have any competence at all? Other than grifting dudes who have too much money to spend on dumb shit?

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from

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Inflating their stock price.

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Okay, so they have two competencies…

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Another core competency is selling carbon credits to other car companies, since they only make EVs, they got loads of carbon credits they then sold to ICE manufacturers in the US.

All those huge gas/diesel powered vehicles on the road should have been hit with big carbon tax costs, but Tesla’s credits saved the day. This is obviously as much an argument against carbon credits as it is against Tesla.

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Amongst our competencies are such diverse elements as grift, share price inflation, carbon credit fraud…

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monty python nobody expects the spanish inquisition GIF

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So the Tesla robots have advanced from a dancer in a spandex suit to an expensive puppet show that’s on par with early 1960’s technology:

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