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From the comments on an ars article on the drop
It’s been 216 days since the proto-fascist man baby took over Twitter.
In that time, apparently, the value has dropped ~30,000,000,000 dollars.
That is $1,607.51 per second.
He would have had to take a stack of 16 hundred dollar bills and light it on fire.
Every second.
For seven months.
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Engagement!!!
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Burning money is hard work:
Million quid from 1994 with inflation is US$2,448,144.01. It took over an hour to burn that much money by hand by two (or three Gimpo helps at times) people.
Maybe if you had $10,000 bills and furnace you might be to do it for a while. With a $100 bills you might need a waste-to-energy plant.
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it hurts to think what that money could have bought instead.
like maybe a few early retirements from the supreme court…
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Can this asshole do anything but project?
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He has frequently expressed an interest in comedy, making jokes on Twitter about 4/20, the 69 sex position, and the decade-old meme ‘Doge’. In other jokes, Musk referred to a cave rescuer as “pedo guy” — which resulted in a lawsuit — and made a pun in response to a sexual misconduct allegation.
Well, Mediaite did a pretty good job being funny with this summary. 
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But did it fall the same or faster than Twitter’s stock price?
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Same trajectory as his rocket.
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Judging from your performance with Dave Chappelle… youre definitely not funny, Elon. That was a sad and embarrassing performance. A greater man would have been humbled by it.
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I can’t think of any right-wing comedians. I guess there must be some, but not any from the far-right bog that Elno jumped into.
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Oh hey this again.
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San Francisco officials are investigating if Elon Musk’s ‘Twitter Hotel’ plan broke laws
“If”? “if”??
Is that some legalese standing in for “in how many ways”?
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Geoff Norcott is quite funny.
As far as I remember that video mentions Simon Evans who is quite funny too.
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