Fuck Today, Continued

Flatulence measuring tech doesn’t sound like a great job.

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“You think your job stinks??”

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So someone grabbing the privates of each of the judges that acquitted the caretaker and squeezing as hard as they can is not a crime so long as the person doing so squeezes for less than 10 seconds?

Yeah, I’d imagine the judges would have no qualms about throwing a person who did that in jail and letting them rot. Fuck that.

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countdown GIF

Thats an eternity

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Under the right conditions, it can sometimes be uplifting. /s

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So seaweed didn’t work?
Let’s try bean chili next.

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As RFK, Jr.

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Archive version: https://archive.ph/3A6nr

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Hey, Judge Hensley!

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But an armed society is a polite society, right? Fuck this timeline.

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I know that manners really matter to me when someone twists a gun in my ear.

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A Waco, Texas, judge who has refused to perform same-sex weddings was publicly warned in 2019 for violating Texas’ code of judicial conduct. McLennan County Justice of the Peace Dianne Hensley then sued the state, claiming that the warning violated state law by punishing her for acting in accordance with her religious faith and “substantially burdened” her free exercise of religion.

She is a fucking public official. If her “religious obligations” make her unable to carry out her public duties, then get the fuck out you bigoted harridan you!

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Oakland police advise residents to reinforce doors as home invasions increase

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/oakland-see-increase-in-home-invasion-robberies-18200712.php

I have to admit- my Seattle temp quarters security and door strength are laughable. Nothing like my Philly place. Even SWAT would have trouble there.

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Make it stop!

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Beg Please GIF by Harlem

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