Fuck Today (Part 1)

Holy hell, I hadn’t been following how utterly insane it is!

Scorching conditions in the region come from a large ridge of high pressure that has formed a heat dome, which is essentially acting as an oven to bake the region for an extended period of time.

The housing stock, the cooling equipment sizing, nothing in that region would be prepared for this. Even the people living out in the woods in cob houses would be baking by now, living in a house-sized cob oven.

Fingers crossed that your new AC comes today and that it helps.

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Got up to 111F today. It’s still 102F outside and it’s after 8PM. Won’t get into the 80s until after midnight.

As predicted, my AC didn’t get delivered. FedEx suspended all deliveries in my area earlier today.

Fucking miserable.

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My wife just showed me a picture from some random person in Vancouver. A candle on the shelf had drooped over and bent in half due to the heat. My daughter’s thermostat has current temperature off scale. It is an old analog one.

My dog thinks the solution is snuggles and love. Today is not the day I really want a furry emotionally needy friend but that is what I get.

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I am so sorry for y’all. That is truly brutal.

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calm down keep cool GIF by NDR

Act Cool Polar Bear GIF by WWF_UK

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Fucked-up weather is everywhere. Here in Chicagoland, after a couple months of near-drought, the floodgates opened up. We’ve had two tornado outbreaks in one week, probably 8-10" of rain in that time, and it’s raining like mad at the moment, with flash flood warnings everywhere.

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Welcome to the new abnormal. I guess we should get used to it. We are baking here, but not like the PNW!

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Ugh! Suddenly those stories about waking up in a bathtub filled with ice…a kidney seems almost worth it. :joy:
It’s been hot here, but like 15 to 20 degrees below what you’re dealing with. Sending cool thoughts your way.

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I’m so sorry… I got a cousin in Bend, and she said it hit 105 there… Try and stay cool!

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It might be that everyone who needs this info already knows it. In which case, I apologize, that’s just the way I am. But as a former endurance athlete who still has some impressive heat tolerance, I know one key thing that makes that heat tolerance possible: salts. (Okay, salts, years of hard training, and slightly questionable sanity, but that’s three things.)

It is way too chemically energetic to separate water from electrolytes, so we bleed them off as we sweat. Thing is though, we need them. A lot. No amount of water, which is still very critical, will replenish that balance. My preferred “rescue salts” are Nuun Tabs, and the only place in America I’ve seen them sold retail is in Seattle. They are not the most cost-effective, but are very fast acting. For regular/daily use, I order capsules from saltstick.com instead. Those need to be taken many hours in advance of the heat stress, but if so, they are just as effective, much cheaper, and likely better for you overall.

I’ve also known some speedskaters who use Black Strap Molasses for it’s crazy mineral/electrolyte content. I’ve not tried that myself, but I’m talking about skaters much more capable and knowledgeable than myself, so I believe them on that one.

The short term effects of “bonking” from electrolyte depletion are fatigue/malaise, a ‘pressurization’ of the head that is not a headache but feels like it could go that direction pretty easily, and fuzzy thinking. Fortunately if addressed quickly with a fast-acting solution, it can resolve quickly as well. Even in the worst of cases I put two Nuun Tabs in one glass of water, and then wait a while to see if I need a third, which I seldom do unless I do many more hours out in the madness.

You can also make your own from table salts and stuff. If you have any ‘lite salt’ (not MSG) that has a variety of salts other than straight up Na-CL, that’s considered to be a better bet. Common sense suggests to me that a 1:1 Na:K ratio might be best, but all the athletic-focused formulas are closer to 2.5:1 Na:K, but with lots of other adjacent stuff as well. Some chelated magnesium is also likely to improve your day a bit if the depletion is bad enough that you’re finding it tough to retain information, or having trouble with central vision while reading.

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Maybe https://saltstick.com/ instead?

ETA: This may be anathema, but WalMart seems to carry them.

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If you have bike shops nearby , (pedal not motor) , They can get your electrolytes hooked up.

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Seen on my 'hood walk .

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Maybe by a Banksy wannabe?

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Delivery is delayed yet again. WTF, FedEx. You had one job.

Most annoying thing is it was literally on a truck yesterday to be delivered and now it’s in shipping center hell going from one depot to another but not on a truck to its final destination.

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I know here in Portland they were cancelling deliveries, US Mail, and such because it was getting to be upwards of 150 in people’s delivery vans, and 170-180 in kitchens.

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I mean – I can kind of excuse it yesterday, but today it’s far cooler. Right now it just seems like typical depot fuckery (left one depot, got returned to another, and then moved to another). Hopefully it’ll actually go out tomorrow.

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And by the time it arrives, the heat wave will have passed. Right?

Angry Simon Pegg GIF by Working Title

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