Fuck Today (Part 1)

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Funny
“Femurs on the mattress
Sternums in the hallway…”

It works so well I had to ask, wait, that’s not how it went, right?

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I was at a party at Uluma‘u Village, back when it looked like this. The band was playing Misty Mountain Hop and when they got to the guitar solo the singer grabbed his beer. (Right?)

The solo ended at least one measure before the singer expected it to. We knew this because he still had the can tipped up between him and his microphone when his eyes went wide.

:musical_note:Brewed from the finest hops…:musical_note: works perfectly there.

An “explosive” lawsuit claims that between April and May of 1965, the singer groomed and gained the trust of a 12-year-old girl “as part of his plan to sexually molest and abuse” her, Page Six reports, citing Manhattan Supreme Court papers.

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Plus interest, of course.

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Fuck arthritis. My left hand feels like it got kicked in the balls. And today is not a desk work day.

And I’m not just using that as a shorthand for “hurts a lot”; if you inflame enough jointalage in the same area, it can induce something not entirely unlike that sort of queasiness* diffused across the whole area.

*I am fairly convinced, based on ‘comparing notes’ with various women in my life, that the not-exactly-pain sensation in the pit of the stomach following a gonad strike is extremely similar to the non-acute portion of menstrual cramps. Of course, you should take that information with either a grain of salt of 3 grains of ibuprofen.

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lucious lyon wtf GIF

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Ugh. Just, ugh. I had no idea she was suffering from dementia.

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What kind of shit is that?

Stolen blackness is among the very whitest of whitenesses.

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Colin Jost Shrug GIF by Saturday Night Live

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“ “It is more than surprising that World Athletics did not reveal this evidence before the recent Tokyo Olympics and allow Caster to defend her 800-meter title,” Nott, Semenya’s lawyer, told The Telegraph.

Roger Pielke Jr., a professor at the University of Colorado who for several years has criticized the science used by World Athletics to restrict Semenya and other intersex athletes, said in a telephone interview on Wednesday that the DSD regulations should be suspended pending an independent review.

“This is a test for World Athletics to show that they’re actually listening to evidence and science, versus trying to bend science to some predetermined decision,” Pielke said.”

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Bryan Cranston Reaction GIF

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Apparently, use of technology like this is expected to increase:

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Huh, too bad there’s no money to deal with all those unprocessed rape kits…
Fucking hell.

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Sir. Holy fuck.

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That’s… I mean… Wow. Just wow.

This adds something to the general discussion about police unions, but my mind is too boggled at the moment to express it coherently. Yeesh.

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