Originally published at: Gang of violent otters is attacking people in Alaska | Boing Boing
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First promiscuous koalas spreading STIs, now this. Nature Gone Wild.
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I don’t even…
What were they going for, “loiterers”? Maybe it’s a foreign language thing that escapes this parochial American.
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Looters.
Probably.
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Local Beavers are all “Dam, bro!”
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Just borrow the extra “O” from “SHOOT”, then, uh, I guess discard the extra “T”.
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I’ve seen some other “otter attack” reports the last few years:
And it appears there is an ancient Irish legend about an otter-like creature attacking people.
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Zombeavers;
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Looks can be deceiving. Never forget that they’re vicious predators!
(Or maybe someone should check to see if they may have eaten any Midnicampum holicithias flowers.)
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When an entire subsegment of American society declares, “L’otters will be shot”, what’s an aquatic mammal to do?
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This fellow’s animal identification skills may have been lacking but he was a bit distracted at the time.
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I’m not sure how the perpetrators will weasel their way out of this.
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I’m sure that in no time at all, one of us will ferret out an answer.
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