Man walking in Singapore garden attacked by otters: "I thought I was going to die"

Originally published at: Man walking in Singapore garden attacked by otters: "I thought I was going to die" | Boing Boing

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I for one welcome our Otter Over Lords!

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Disneyland with the death penalty indeed…

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I’m not the only one thinking it was exposure to night howlers (Midnicampum holicithias) right?

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Weasels of the sea, they are.

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  • “Imma hit a motherfucker with another motherfucker”
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This makes a previous article seem very foresighted:

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You can tell that the one on the left is not happy that the weasel marines of task force EXPAT were forced to retreat without completing their objectives under his command.

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(Looking through the Old Testament for a list of the ten plagues of Egypt.)

“Nope. . . no plague of otters, so that’s good . . . I guess.”

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Strange story, but I’ve heard otter.

Ok, I otter see my way out.

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That’s a look that says “Maybe you otter just keep on walking, boy.”

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Is that David Bowie?

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Doing a Frank Zappa cover, I imagine.

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Sounds like that runner maybe wasn’t doing what he otter.

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As the saying goes, hell is otter people.

…wait up, I’ll join you on the way out.

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And @papasan, what the hell is it with those men’s magazines and attacks by otters?

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@NukeML that is brilliant… I think I might try that…

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